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Death Data

posted in Uncategorized on January 25, 2018 2 Comments by jlsarna

Sometimes, while driving, I’ll imagine I’m involved in a horrific, life-ending traffic accident. Fear not: there are no women or children involved, and the only one who dies is me.

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