Sometimes I interview myself. I do this because I want to be interviewed. Most of the time when I watch a TV talk show or listen to talk radio I am struck with interview envy.
One of the reasons I am trying to become a writer is because writers are typically interviewed. When you spend a good portion of your day in silence, drowning in your own thoughts for hours on end you develop a need to talk. The problem is that most of my friends and family aren’t interested in the sorts of in-depth ME-centered conversations I am interested in having, and since I am nowhere near famous, I am forced to interview myself.