Pee Pain

LOCATION:

The Orland Park Public Library bathroom.

PEOPLE:

Me and some old guy.

ACTION:

Peeing.

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So me and this old guy are peeing next to one another. Thankfully the urinals are divided by a partition. I don’t have any specific fears about peeing in a non-partitioned urinal; however, I feel the partition allows for a more relaxed pee experience. Non-partitioned peeing is stressful and rushed. Stare at the wall, no moving, quick jiggle, flush, leave. Partitioned peeing is calming and freeing. Stare wherever, move around, slow/make sure all liquid is out jiggle, flush, stay…hang out, make a phone call, order pizza.

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