My asshole is all clear!
The colonoscopy results determined that I do NOT have Celiac, Crohn’s, or any sort of digestive-related disease. I do however have a Hiatal Hernia, which was determined by the results of the endoscopy. A Hiatal Hernia, according to Wikipedia is “a protrusion of the upper part of the stomach into the thorax through a tear or weakness in the diaphragm.”