"The Babushkas were flowing like wine today. One, two, three, four babushkas. An extraordinary sight—really! Rain hit the Orland Park area this afternoon, creating a mass of babushka wearing old women covering the Big Lots floor. It was quite the sight."
Sometimes, while driving, I’ll imagine I’m involved in a horrific, life-ending traffic accident. Fear not: there are no women or children involved, and the only one who dies is me.